The Key To Keeping A Clean Home Is..

..I have absolutely no idea. Sanitary, sure. I vacuum, wash dishes, dust, and scrub to my little heart’s content. But for some damn reason….I constantly have little mountains of books all over my apartment. “Clutter”, (although a correct term, is much too harsh of a word for my precious tomes), seems to be the culprit….

Halloween Reading

Good evening (Vincent Price voice)….(or Homer Simpson’s). Want to stay up all night and read creepy, crawly, sometimes make you want to vomit they are so gross books? Get ready to sleep with a nightlight and hide under your covers, here are five recommendations I have for Halloween reading. I am only going to suggest…