“Homer: (places a dollar on the counter) I’d like a colossal donut, please. Just like the one on the sign. (Homer is given a regular-sized donut.) D’oh! Nuts… That’s false advertising!”
I didn’t false advertise! I promise!
The short story I promised you guys a few post back is on its way. It might even pop-up as early as the end of this week. “Grapes and Grapefruits” will take you on a 24 hour journey with a young man named Iggy who has just buried his girlfriend.
Home Simpson in Treehouse of Horror VI